“It’s Your Funeral” features an assassination attempt on an outgoing Village leader by his successor. The would-be successor engineers the assassination attempt by brainwashing a villager to be the assassin.
The assassination would go off without a hitch, except for the intervention of Number Six. Number Six is alerted to the plot by the would-be assassin’s daughter. Fearing reprisals against the innocent people of the village, Number Six promptly warns his superiors of the plot. They ignore him, because they believe the assassin to be a jammer (someone who frequently distracts the secret police with fake plots and schemes, more on this later). At the last moment, Number Six takes matters into his own hands and stops the assassination.
The question is this: why did Number Two, the architect of the assassination plot, allow Number Six to discover it? Number Two takes great pains to ensure that the would-be assassin’s daughter tells Number Six about the plot. Number Two is downright giddy when Number Six, not knowing of his involvement in the plot, comes to warn him, and Number Two makes sure the entire encounter is caught on film.
Initially, we suspect that all of this is a plot to subvert Number Six into being a “good” prisoner, ratting out bad prisoners and behaving submissively to his superiors. But the writers do not develop this angle. Instead, they later reveal that the filmed encounter is used as the source material for additional, faked recordings of Number Six warning other Village leaders of assassination attempts. The reasons for this are arcane, especially to those who have not watched, but the point is that all of the machinations of the succeeding Number Two appear to be directed at confusing and beguiling his predecessor Number Two, rather than Number Six.
Again, then, the question becomes, “Why tell Number Six at all?” No suitable explanation occurs.
This is exemplary of one of the ways in which I wish the entire Prisoner series had been more subtle. Here we have the introduction of the intriguing concept of jamming, sure to be an element of prisoner behavior in any advanced prison, as well as a potentially interesting attempt to manipulate Number Six’s behavior. But in the end, all of these machinations appear to be directed at the sole purpose of saving the prison’s controllers the trouble of paying a pension to the retiring warden. How boring is that? What’s more, is it not a bit disappointing that the sociopaths controlling the prison (and by analogy society) are so banal and venal in their malfeasance?
Of course, this may very well be the point. When every element of society has been examined, it turns out that there is no central, controlling intelligence with grand aims, good or evil. There are only individual actors with petty aims. Often, the power those actors exercise over their fellows is not correlated wit the grandeur of their aims, but rather the pettiness. For it is by greed and love of common things that men accrue power.
Jamming, incidentally, is a delightful foretaste of the methods that in our future, and in China today, may be necessary to escape surveillance by the police. The concept is simple: we presume the wardens of our prison have the ability to monitor us day and night, in any medium. We know that their primary interest is in the security of their own power, and the prevention of mischief. We use this desire against them, by fomenting countless plots of the most dire nature, none of which ever materialize. The result is that the wardens exhaust themselves in monitoring us, and become forced to ignore our threats.
For example: it seems likely that the feds are now scanning our blogs, e-mails, and web search patterns for indications that we are involved in terrorist activity. The best answer to such a horrendous and unconstitutional invasion of the state into private affairs is to frequently mention terrorism in private correspondence, in incidental and harmless ways. Terrorism, terrorism, blowing up pink puppies, cuddling federal building, flying plane, terrorism, killing purple kittens and petting presidents, et cetera. It also wouldn’t hurt to include several links to suspicious websites that no law-abiding citizen would have any good reason for promoting traffic to – unless he had quite a sense of humor. I probably reject every sentiment in the aforementioned webpages (terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, and building home-made bombs), but to be honest, I haven’t read a word of any of them. Don’t build home-made bombs!
I must note it is with some trepidation that I (who have never made home-made bombs, I swear) make this post, for I suspect that I am in truth exposing one of the few methods of resistance that will be left to us. (For it will be many years before computers can distinguish between satire and sincerity…) As such, this website now contains pernicious and subversive material that is a threat to those who claim to represent the people. A note to any would-be data miners: I assure you that my motives are purely mercenary and sensationalistic, and that it would be far cheaper to pay me off than to waterboard me.